Brandon Somma

Brandon Somma

Filmmaker, Writer, & Musician.

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Brandon Somma

You know what, that’s the most pleasing thing I’ve heard on this site said to me. aha

Godzilla vs. Hollywood: Why The Latest King of the Monsters Resurrection Will Fail
Brandon Somma

Ahahaha, totally forgot about that Nick Fury film existed XD.

The Very Worst Comic to Film Adaptations
Brandon Somma

I wish I had your anime knowledge.

Summer Wars Review: Anime for the Non-Anime Fan
Brandon Somma

I’m glad I’m not the only one who found alien brain penises comedy gold.

The Underrated and Overlooked Films of 2012
Brandon Somma

I mean, I’m gonna stay optimistic too, but there are always un-forseen variables that work out in the hell of production. When it comes down to it, no one has any idea if this film will actually be a success. The ideas presented are simply that, ideas.
I didn’t care for ‘Monsters’, I went back and watched it before I wrote the article to see if my opinion was just stemming from me being arrogant, but I just can’t get into it. The guy can’t direct actors, and the script is not strong enough to hide the monsters so long. But again it’s all an opinion, so I’m not here trying to change anyones mind.

Godzilla vs. Hollywood: Why The Latest King of the Monsters Resurrection Will Fail
Brandon Somma

You’re right Brianzilla2004, I am idiotic…

Godzilla vs. Hollywood: Why The Latest King of the Monsters Resurrection Will Fail
Brandon Somma

Right? But watch some of those scenes where that big group of vampire is emerging out of the water or some shit like that, heavy ’30 Days of Night’ vibes.

Who Should Direct 'Jurassic Park 4'?
Brandon Somma

Dude… LOVED Pitch Perfect.

Guilty As Charged: Films You Hate to Admit You Love